GOOD ADVICE
A Treatease Concerning One's Proper State of Mind Whilst Under the Enthrall of SirRichardWadd.com

We'll start with the title of this, my course:
"Methods to Enhance One’s Orgasmic Force."
Nat’rally, each of us has his own style,
And this simple fact makes me loathe to while
Away the night discussing good technique.
I would, however, on a detail speak,
Before we get down – no pun intended –
To the task at hand. Be not offended,
Dear friends, if I should impose or encroach
On thee the semblance of mine own approach
To jerking off by this pearl of advice:
This, my website, (a marvelous device),
Hath a mission – nay, vision – to ensnare
The toned and tender shimmer of youth ‘ere
Time’s rugged rasp of brawn dulls its lustre.
To this end, I, Sir Richard, do muster
The most beauteous boys in the county
To share with you their personal bounty
Not only in that brief, shining instant
Of festive release, but in the constant,
Quiv’ring escalation of arousal.
Therefore, in the midst of thy carousal,
As you gaze with awe-struck admiration
‘Pon these paragons of God’s Creation,
Be not so impatient, friends, to achieve
The vital destination that would heave
Hot jism all across your belly and chest.
Rather, take prudent comfort in the quest,
In the ebb and flow of desire’s blessing,
Whose waves keep you by wearables guessing
At the smooth skin’s unhurried disclosure,
Torturously teasing your composure.
Good advice, yes? My small contribution
To the science of self-exploration,
As ever you wish to note or ignore,
Based, I should add, on our growing rapport.
Heed me! Carpé Dictum! (Derivation?
From the Latin, meaning, Masturbation.)